Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
You may have seen The Great Gatsby over the weekend, but wait until you see The Great Catsby.
Probably better than the actual.
Not probably. Actually.
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”